April 2011
Joke.
At a recent job interview, I was asked,
“What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?”
I said ,”Well my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality - telling what’s real from what’s not.”
The interviewer went on. “Ok, and what are your strengths?”
“I’m Batman.”
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Good night
Good night. I know i’m a early sleeper. But i love sleeping, I’m a lazy pig. Gonna brush my teeth then hope i have sweet dreams. I just realised no matter how much i say i wanna meet Mr. R in my dreams, it never happens. :( But that’s just life.
Man, this is cool.
Change
Must change:
1. My Tumblr profile picture as it is ugly.
2. My Facebook profile picture as its also ugly. I have a mandarin orange in my mouth with earphones stuck in my ears and outrageous eyes. Gonna change it.
3. I think my Twitter’s the best.
Taste The Fruity Explosion!
Heaven and Earth Fruit Tea… Taste the fruity explosion!